Well, well, well. Looks like Giants ace Tim Lincecum smokes a little bit of the marijuana, huh? According to this report from ESPN.com, the Giants ace and former Cy Young Award winner was found with pot in his car during a traffic stop on October 30th.
My sources tell me Lincecum tried to get out of the ticket by dazzling the police officers with an array of 12-6 breaking balls, but he had no luck weaseling his way out of this one.
All those poor kids in San Francisco that look up to him. Remember children, smart kids say nope to dope. That’s straight from the magnet on my fridge, no lie. It’s right next to Buddy Christ.

