Entries from November 2009

November 16, 2009

PUNT! THE! BALL!

What the fucking fuck. Bill pulled a play out of my NFL Quarterback Club ’98 for Nintendo 64 playbook and tried to seal the deal on 4th down with a 1:30 left in the 4th quarter, but it blew up in his face. Big time. The defense was obviously gassed, but you have to play [...]

November 15, 2009

Dotts’ Week 10 NFL Picks

  Alright so I haven’t been so consistent lately but this week I actually researched this. Therefore, I am guaranteeing a winning record this week. So without further ado, here are the winners. Saints -13.5 @ Rams The Rams offense is AWFUL, they haven’t scored more then 20 points in a game this year. The Saints are averaging [...]

November 13, 2009

Tonight’s drinking brought to you by Japanese X-Men

Saw this thanks to today’s Warming Glow links, which led me to this Topless Robot post. Before you watch this video let me warn you: you’re going to have to change your pants afterwards. Also I don’t know which Japanese rock band sings this intro theme, but I want them at my wedding. CRY FOR THE [...]

November 13, 2009

Super Troopers 2 in development

“Mother of God.” According to this report from Slashfilm’s Devindra Hardawar, not only is Super Troopers 2 written down on paper somewhere, the thing’s a fucking reality. Broken Lizard has independent financial backing to make the flick and is currently shopping it to Fox just to see if there’s interest. And there should be. Because [...]

November 13, 2009

Time to stop being polite and start getting REAL

Okay stop fucking around for five minutes and read this. The crew over at Get It 2Gether (which is an unreal site and would be on our blogroll if we had one, except we’re sort of a one blog wolfpack) sent us an email this morning explaining how today is a special day. Today is [...]

November 12, 2009

I love Thursday Night Football

  It’s a special time of year folks.  No I’m not talking about Thanksgiving, which is really a whole lot of buildup for turkey, stuffing, gravy, beer, watching the Lions lose, and napping (although all of those things are good too). No, I’m talking about that magical time of year when the NFL thinks games [...]

November 12, 2009

Rambo 5 not to include man/beast plotline?

  According to this from AICN, as well as an official message sent from Sylvester Stallone to StalloneZone.com, the new Rambo flick will no longer center on our hero chasing after some man/beast hybrid but instead will focus on him saving a group of (hopefully scantly-clad) young women behind enemy lines. I have to say I’m [...]

November 12, 2009

Lane Kiffin loves good character guys

  Three Tennessee Volunteer freshman football players were charged with armed robbery early this morning, two of whom were key recruits by new head coach Lane Kiffin. According to ESPN.com, Tennessee defensive backs Janzen Jackson and Mike Edwards as well as wide receiver Nu’Keese Richardson were arrested outside a dormitory on campus and charged with [...]

November 12, 2009

Tek exercises option, the Dusty Brown era will have to wait

  So Jason Varitek exercised his $3 million player option for 2010 with the Red Sox yesterday, a move that didn’t surprise anyone. He wasn’t going to get that kind of money elsewhere, and it makes sense for him to give it one last go-around in Boston instead of packing up all of his shit [...]

November 10, 2009

Will Smith likes making sequels, imitating Sean Penn

  Four, count ‘em, FOUR Will Smith updates for you animals. I’ve been away from the blog for a few days due to well, just sheer laziness, but if you like Will Smith you should probably read these highlights. First off, Men In Black 3 is in development, and word is the Fresh Prince and [...]