Ben Bailey turns 39 Cash Cab-tastic years old today. That guy is the man, and for those of you who don’t watch “Cash Cab,” you’re miserable and I don’t want to associate with you in any way, shape, or form.
In other news, Halloween’s tomorrow and I’m about 8 reviews short of hitting the 25 for 25 DOH, so expect a ton of content flowing from my keyboard over the next 24 hours. That being said, my ass is headed to Worcester for work in about 45 minutes, so I’ll make sure to pick up some adderall from that middle school kid on the way home and do a few lines while in traffic at the tolls. I’m going to hit 25 my friends, oh yes, it will be mine.
Also, the following is a fantastic mash-up of the douchiest “Cash Cab” contestant in the history of the universe. Sorry if I just knew all the answers that night, lay off me. Look at my scarf. Shit’s sweet. That redhead was all over me…”Give me some love, give me some love.” FYI, I received said love once we reached our destination.
