As much as I dislike those fucks from LA…or Anaheim…or San Jose…or fucking Napa Valley or wherever the fuck they’re from, I will not watch a pitch of a World Series featuring the New York Yankees. I refuse. Give me hours and hours of John Madden alone in the booth covering Brett Favre shaving his [...]
October 11, 2009
I don’t care how much I hate the Angels for what they did today. I refuse to watch a World Series featuring the Yankees.
October 11, 2009
25 Days of Halloween: Trick ‘r Treat
Last Tuesday I told you animals that I was going out to purchase the DVD of Michael Dougherty’s directoral debut, Trick ‘r Treat, and write a review for you. Well, I may be a liar when it comes to how much money I make (I actually make more), or the size of my penis (it’s not [...]
October 11, 2009
We got no food, no jobs…our pets’ heads are falling off!
I’m sorry, but I’ve got to blame this loss on Brady. Sure, the defense played like garbage late in the third and fourth quarters, sure McDaniels made some key calls and had Belichick on his heels, sure the refs blew TWO fumble calls, and sure Gostkowski missed that field goal, but Tom Brady underperformed today. [...]
October 11, 2009
Wild Horses may be the worst name of any formation in the history of football.
…but it does bring to mind that scene in Fear when Mark Wahlberg lets his fingers do the talking with Reese Witherspoon’s…umm…innocence. Can we also agree that the Rolling Stones version of this song is way better than whatever hipster band’s cover they had for this flick? Oh, and this is what William Petersen did [...]
October 11, 2009
Sox get swept.
I’m going to write a whole recap of the playoffs/season later on. I’m really just trying to take it all in right now. Just basking in the diarrhea smell wafting from Jonathan Papelbon’s locker right now, that’s all I’m doing at this point. Mmm. Spectacular. That other team that wins championships is on CBS right about [...]
October 11, 2009
Patriots Preview: Week 5, Denver Broncos
Whenever I envision Bill Belichick’s office, I picture Dr. Claw’s lair in Inspector Gadget. Belichick sits partially hidden behind a chair, petting his pet cat in front of a huge set of monitors that run game tape 24 hours a day. Sure, he’s seen his old o-coordinator Josh McDaniels get off to a hot 4-0 start as [...]
October 11, 2009
This is my house. I have to defend it.
Red Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to Clay Buchholz in just about an hour. Will he deliver? Will the Sox score more than one run? Will I be able to keep my eyes open after last night’s massacre at Bar Louie? Why is Home Alone only a 6.9 on imdb? All very important questions.
