Finally, some good news came out today for those “Arrested Development” fans who want to see the beloved FOX show make the move to the big screen. According to Russ Fischer over at Slashfilm (referring to a report by the Hollywood Reporter today), series creator Michael Hurwitz and co-executive producer James Vallely are combining to [...]
October 5, 2009
Ben Affleck-esque sperm is popular with the females
Found this little gem in the Herald this morning. According to a sperm bank in California, the man goo of Ben Affleck-look-alikes is some of the most sought after in terms of potential candidates for insemination. Says The Boston Herald’s Laurel J. Sweet: “The semen of lookalikes of the actor, director and Oscar-winning screenwriter is [...]
October 5, 2009
Hoarders could be the best show you’re not watching.
I watch a lot of shitty TV. A lot. But once in a while, I find a diamond in the rough. Normally, A&E shows a lot of syndicated shit (“CSI,” “Criminal Minds,” blah, blah), and besides “Intervention” there isn’t a lot of great original programming. But that was before “Hoarders” came into my life. “Hoarders” [...]
October 5, 2009
James Earl Jones is on House tonight
Well it’s about time I tune in to watch “House M.D.” when I’m not drunk. Lord Vader himself guest stars..as…well, an angry black man according to the promo. My bet is that House is going to say several witty things, his co-workers are going to roll their eyes and/or yell at him and in the [...]

