Today’s big news out of Celtics Media Day came courtesy of no other than Kevin Fucking Garnett. KG pronounced himself close to 100% healthy and is ready to make the rest of the Eastern Conference go ass-to-mouth this season (including LeBron and Shaq, which should give you a nice mental image…right…about…now). According to Dan Duggan [...]
September 28, 2009
USC RB drops weight on throat mid rep
EDIT: This isn’t the actual video, it’s just kind of awesome. UPDATE: So apparently this was pretty serious surgery for a crushed larynx, so I’m apparently going to hell for this post. Johnson is expected to make a full recovery, but he is not expected to play again this season. In all seriousness, good luck [...]
September 28, 2009
Are the Sox in trouble? Does a bear shit in the woods?
After getting their asses handed to them for three games by the 2009 AL East Division Champion New York Yankees over the weekend, the Red Sox welcomed Toronto into the friendly confines of Fenway Park and got proceeded to…get their asses handed to them by the Blue Jays tonight. What the shit is going on? [...]
September 28, 2009
Platinum Dunes releases Nightmare remake trailer
Platinum Dunes released the first teaser trailer for the Nightmare on Elm Street remake today, and as far as teasers go, this one shows a lot and is actually pretty damn good. That’s one skill I think that the PD guys have in their pockets, they know how to make a goddamn trailer. Go on [...]
September 28, 2009
Neve Campbell returning for Scream 4
In today’s “that’s sort of surprising, not because I didn’t think she would do it, but because I thought she died like four years ago” news, Neve Campbell has reportedly agreed to join old pals David Arquette and Courtney Cox in Scream 4, which is set to shoot in 2010. According to a very interesting [...]

