September 27, 2009...6:27 pm

I feel like Tim Tebow right now

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I just got in from a long roadtrip to Worcester for my alumni weekend. Let me just tell you kids, doing hardcore drugs while on antibiotics is not a great idea. Sure that homeless guy looked reliable, and the X he gave me seemed legit and came at a competitive price, but when I started peeing blood and removing clothing…I knew it was the beginning of the end for me.

But it was nice to see everybody. And it was an interesting challenge to bullshit enough with them to make it seem that living in Mom’s basement and writing a fledgling movie/sports blog is actually a sensible and smart career choice. But they ate it up and asked for seconds. I’m just that damn good.

PS: Color commentator guy, Florida had 1,2,3,4,5 blockers…and Kentucky rushed 1,2,3,4,5. Left tackle missed his assignment, and may potentially go into a Billy Bob-type tailspin after he missed that block that nearly killed Lance Harbor in Varsity Blues.


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