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Saw this on Barstool (Jerry Thornton coming through huge as always), but it’s originally from the New York Post. Apparently, former Giants wideout and current prison inmate number 09-R-3260 Plaxico Burress isn’t having that great of a time in jail. In fact, he got shit on during his entire stay at Riker’s Island prison, but has since been transferred to another facility before a permanent home can be found for him in the New York prison system.
Says the Post:
“He was depressed,” said one guard from Rikers, where the former Giants superstar spent his first-ever night behind bars. “He was trying to keep to himself, but everyone was yelling at him.” “These people got nothing,” a second guard explained of the taunts. “What else are they gonna do?”
I guess Plax should’ve realized life behind bars isn’t all roses and butterflies in comparison to making millions of dollars every year catching a football. Personally, I only bring my ID, debit card, and penis to the nightclub; usually I leave my gun at home. But when I do bring it out, I make sure it behaves itself and doesn’t shoot me in the fucking leg. Hopefully he’ll realize that after the next twenty months.
I used the Shawshank “fresh fish” reference on Tuesday when Plaxico was sentenced, so I’ll have to dig a little deeper this time to pull a movie scenario out of my butthole to fit this story.
Let’s go with Chained Heat. I hope Plaxico gets Chained Heat-ed. And I mean the attacked and ridiculed by other inmates part, not the lesbian shower scene with Linda Blair part:
WARNING: TRAILER NSFW (It’s got boobies in it. And Don LaFontaine.)
