September 22, 2009

I cook better than Sandra Lee

I’ve been watching a lot of Food Network lately because it makes me imagine my meals taste better, and out of all of the “personalities” I have seen, I have to say that Sandra Lee is potentially the worst cook in the history of cooking shows. Now there are entire blogs on this subject, but [...]

September 22, 2009

Russian billionaire bids $700 million for the New Jersey Nets?

Seriously? According to ESPN, Russian nickel tycoon Mikhail Prokhorov, has put in a whopping $700 million bid to purchase the New Jersey Nets, a move that would make the Nets the first NBA franchise to have an owner who doesn’t operate in the good ol’ US of A. “For our Onexim group the realization of [...]

September 22, 2009

Summit to “re-imagine” Highlander, as if that story needed extra imagination

Slashfilm reported today that Summit Entertainment (yes, the Twilight people), has hired director Justin Lin (Fast & Furious, Annapolis, FF: Tokyo Drift) to helm a “re-imagining” (aka sloppy PG-13 regurgitation) of the 1986 classic Highlander, with the intention of creating a whole new series for the Nintendo Wii generation of loser kids. Basically they’re trying [...]

September 22, 2009

The Bradys are getting sued.

According to the Globe‘s “The Names Blog”, as well as originally TMZ, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are being sued by paparazzi who claim they were shot at by bodyguards during the couple’s wedding in Costa Rica a few months back. Says the blog: “The photographers claim they tried to speed away from the security, and [...]

September 22, 2009

I would fall for this really badly

This video comes from Today’s Big Thing, and was…well…Today’s Big Thing way back in January. But it’s still worth posting nonetheless since we had never seen it before. It’s from the guys at theinvisiblerope.com, and features people being stupid. As you can tell from first glance, The Invisible Rope gag is basically two dudes pretending [...]

September 22, 2009

What’s on TV tonight? Hell, I don’t know, maybe just CHRISTIAN SLATER SOLVING CRIMES

Christian Slater’s new show, “The Forgotten”, premieres tonight on ABC at 10:00 p.m. It’s produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, so you know there will be lots of explosions, and meteors falling to Earth, and Nicolas Cage…doing…something. Apparently the show centers around  a team of cops (led by Slater) who piece together missing persons cases based on [...]

September 22, 2009

Plaxico doesn’t pass go or collect $200

Morgan Freeman has twelve cigarettes on the line tonight in hopes that former Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress will be the first one to crack during the “fresh fish” chant at Rikers Island jail, as Burress begins a two-year prison stint after being sentenced today for one count of criminal possession of a weapon. According [...]

September 22, 2009

Prepare yourself for MooBella

Found this story while reading the Boston Business Journal (yes, I read more than just Penthouse Forum and Juggs), but they make you pay for the article so here’s a similar one from the Boston Globe. In a nut shell, I have good news for those of you who wanted your ice cream order with [...]

September 22, 2009

Rhode Island students attacked by wasps during fire drill

I saw this on the news this morning, but the Globe has a small blurb on it as well. Funny, couldn’t find anything about it in the ProJo. Anyways, according to reports, during a routine fire drill yesterday morning at a middle school in Cranston, R.I., almost thirty students and teachers were stung by a [...]