I’ve been looking at some statistics as well as having some conversations with the ladies recently, and I’ve found that I really just don’t know how to market this mofo towards the female population. 99% of my readership is male, and the other 1 percent is Caster Semenya. What the hell do girls even look [...]
September 19, 2009
Patriots Preview: Week 2, New York Jets
UPDATE: One, Wes Welker is out of today’s game, meaning Julian Edelman will get a chance to spread his wings and take flight as Tom Brady’s number one white receiver. Two, Saucy vixen and frequent contributor to my morning wood Rachel Nichols reported on Sunday NFL Countdown that Jets coach Rex Ryan has been fondling [...]
September 19, 2009
Teddy Ballgame could probably sell me stuff I already own
Check out this video from the 80′s of Ted Williams speaking on behalf of delicious J.J. Nissen bread. Man, that guy could hit, he could fish, and he could sell some fucking bread. It’s all about gumption folks. That being said, I’m now selling my body for money on Facebook, so follow the link on [...]
September 19, 2009
Bruins trade Kessel to Maple Leafs for picks
It may be a little too early to talk hockey with the Sox on the verge of winning the Wild Card and the Patriots ready to stomp on the Jets Sunday afternoon, but this is big news nonetheless. It was announced tonight that after weeks of speculation, Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli finally pulled the trigger [...]
