This video has been all over the news and the internet in the last couple of days, mostly because ISN’T IT JUST THE CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN???
I mean look at that little girl, she gets it from her daddy and then just throws it back just like that. What a little ball of sass she is. Awwww. And look, he’s not even mad afterwards because she kisses him instead. Isn’t that just a trip?
No. It’s not. Listen, if my eventual children ever pull a stunt like this when I take them to a ballgame they are getting sent down the river in a wicker basket so fast it will make their heads spin. I don’t care if they plant a smootch on my cheek right afterwards. Statistics prove that people catch like .00015 big league foul balls/home runs in their lifetimes, and I’ll be damned if my kid just goes ahead and throws away my precious gift. They’re going to be taught to pray to it every night like a diety.
That is, unless they throw the ball back at over 100 mph after letting their broken arm heal and make me millions of dollars as an agent/manager:
