September 17, 2009...10:02 am

Amtrak passengers now allowed to check guns and ammo. Someone call Steven Seagal.

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image from interaktiv-net.de

Yesterday, the U.S. Senate voted to pass a new bill now permitting Amtrak passengers to carry firearms and ammunition in their checked baggage while riding on the rails. This vote obviously stems from the decline of gun-wielding psychos on passenger trains in the last few years, something that the government would apparently like to see pick up.

You know who else is licking his chops? Steven fucking Seagal. Think about it, things have been pretty quiet on the mercenaries-led-by-a-computer-genius-who-hijack-passenger-trains front since 1995′s Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, and no one wants it to pick up more than Seagal himself. Well, sir, business is back. And it is a-boomin.

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