I found this video on Today’s Big Thing, and it instantly brought back all sorts of painful memories of childhood. I was possibly the worst little kid’s game player in the history of the world. Due to my indecisiveness, Hide and Seek was a nightmare. Tag? Once I was “it” the game was practically over. Butts Up? I still throw like a girl. I was the kid who would eventually quit first and cause a chain reaction of fellow quitters. Then came the name calling, and me crying while eating Double Stufs back in the house.
Anyways, this little girl obviously read my memoirs, because this is right out of my playbook:
Holy shit, he’s counting. Where to go..where to go…fuck this room has no furniture! Oh my God he’s almost done…ummm…I’ll hide behind the…floor. Yes…perfect.
“Found you!”
Fuck me.
Also, could these kids have picked a worse spot to play? Where are they, the Death Star?
1 Comment
September 16, 2009 at 4:31 pm
the death star comment made this blog