Entries from September 2009

September 30, 2009

DMX to make MMA debut in December

I swear we’re not trying to trend towards 24/7 MMA talk, but this was too good to pass up. According to this article on The Scrapyard (which is apparently the Toxic Avenger’s official blog), former platinum selling rapper slash current convict DMX (real name Earl Simmons) will make his MMA debut December 12th against some [...]

September 30, 2009

WWE was in Boston last night

If I had any idea the WWE machine was stopping in at the TDBank Garden last night, I would’ve bought front row seats (how expensive can they be?). Unfortunately, I’ve been out of the wrestling loop for quite some time, so imagine my surprise when I saw this photo gallery of the “Smackdown” taping in [...]

September 30, 2009

Kimbo fights tonight, place your bets now

Kimbo Slice makes his much anticipated “Ultimate Fighter” debut tonight at 10 p.m. on Spike (well, in the octagon at least), as he takes on MMA veteran Roy “Big Country” Nelson. Roy talked a bunch of shit last week, so this should at least be interesting. My money’s on Kimbo, not because I know anything [...]

September 30, 2009

Sox back into playoffs, thanks Texas

They do things bigger in Texas they say, sorta like the huge shit the Rangers took on their playoff chances over the last few weeks. Thanks to Texas’ sucktitude, the Red Sox clinched the AL Wild Card last night despite losing to the Jays in sorta-dramatic fashion, 8-7. Clay Buccholz finally hit the wall after [...]

September 29, 2009

Do you want a piece of the Terminator?

According to this report at Slashfilm, YOU can get a piece of the Terminator franchise…for the right price that is. Halcyon, the company who owned the rights to the film franchise went belly up a few months ago, and they expect the franchise to be worth somewhere around $60 million. So if you’ve got that [...]

September 29, 2009

That’s just Riggs being Riggs

Here’s a photo of Mel Gibson in his new movie The Beaver (would I lie to you?), doing something with a puppet. There’s a bunch of pics of Mel up on dlisted, and Slashfilm also has a report on it. Apparently, the storyline goes something like “Mel’s a CEO of some toy company that’s going [...]

September 28, 2009

KG ready to bust skulls

Today’s big news out of Celtics Media Day came courtesy of no other than Kevin Fucking Garnett. KG pronounced himself close to 100% healthy and is ready to make the rest of the Eastern Conference go ass-to-mouth this season (including LeBron and Shaq, which should give you a nice mental image…right…about…now). According to Dan Duggan [...]

September 28, 2009

USC RB drops weight on throat mid rep

EDIT: This isn’t the actual video, it’s just kind of awesome. UPDATE: So apparently this was pretty serious surgery for a crushed larynx, so I’m apparently going to hell for this post. Johnson is expected to make a full recovery, but he is not expected to play again this season. In all seriousness, good luck [...]

September 28, 2009

Are the Sox in trouble? Does a bear shit in the woods?

After getting their asses handed to them for three games by the 2009 AL East Division Champion New York Yankees over the weekend, the Red Sox welcomed Toronto into the friendly confines of Fenway Park and got proceeded to…get their asses handed to them by the Blue Jays tonight. What the shit is going on? [...]

September 28, 2009

Platinum Dunes releases Nightmare remake trailer

Platinum Dunes released the first teaser trailer for the Nightmare on Elm Street remake today, and as far as teasers go, this one shows a lot and is actually pretty damn good. That’s one skill I think that the PD guys have in their pockets, they know how to make a goddamn trailer. Go on [...]